Saturday, March 28, 2009

How To Beat A Kid At Video Games . Great know-how we all must learn eventually.

15 Crazy Lawsuits that Make You Want to Sue Someone

Amazing Photos of China

Thoughts from a Former Homeless Guy

When It Comes To Intelligence, Size Matters

Dust Responsible for Most of Atlantic Warming

New Nanogenerator May Charge IPods And Cell Phones With A Wave Of The Hand

Animals with the Most Prolific Body Parts

Scientists film HIV spreading

Scientists have made a breakthrough in understanding how HIV spreads through the human body after filming the process for the first time ever.

Women more attracted to men in expensive cars

Men who drive expensive cars really are more attractive to women, according to a study by university researchers.

Looking into eyes 'key to memory'

Pair of womans eyes: Looking into someone's eyes 'the key to remembering their face'

Looking into someone's eyes is the key to remembering their face, a new study suggests.

Bees and ants are 'model citizens'

Bees and ants have long been recognised as tireless workers, but new research today suggests they can also behave like selfless model citizens.

Interesting summer fashion...

'Extinct' possum back from the dead

A POSSUM population believed to have been wiped out by climate change is in fact clinging to survival, scientists say.

Singer's $110k rings flogged for $150

THIEVES got a very bad deal when they hocked a country rock singer's jewellery.

It's a frog eat frog world in backyard pool

A WOMAN was startled to find there was frog cannibalism going on just behind her house.

Is this the world's unluckiest bank robber?

AN alleged bank robber's escape plans were foiled by a car crash, bad bus routes and a suicide.

Acne 'spot' lights send teens running

LIGHTS which draw attention to teenagers' acne are the latest weapon against anti-social behaviour in Britain.

Friday, March 27, 2009

The Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time

What happens to your body when you drink coke?

Indian women raise stink in 'no toilet, no bride' drive

Court to officer: No sense of smell, no job

Kiev residents protest eccentric mayor

Saudi women to spurn lingerie shops over salesmen

Queensland policeman charged with rape, indecency towards children

Dad catches man in daughter's bedroom; girl was naked

Boy, 13, isn't dad of teen's baby

Girl, 14, faces porn charge of MySpace pictures of herself

Three teen girls in the US are suing after being threatened with prosecution for 'sexting'

Serco Group's Gary Sturgess backs prisons where inmates are given keys to their cells

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Crocodile stalks woman and child on Northern Territory beach

Where The Wild Things Are: The Official Trailer.
Wow, this is going to be a surreal movie.

Worst of crisis may be over, says NAB chief

9 Good Things The Internet Has Ruined Forever

6 Odd Inventions Google Could Extend Its Empire With

5 Fine Web-sitcoms You Must Watch

Baseball park to offer 4,800-calorie burgers

Teen hacker turns corporate cyber-crime consultant

Chinese man killed catching suicidal girlfriend

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Psychotic Letters From Men

WARNING 'F' word used a lot. Rated (M).

How to Pee With Morning Wood

Every morning men wake up to this catch-22: you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won't go away until you empty your bladder. It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself.

You may have developed your own technique for dealing with this catch-22, but if not, here are some methods to take care of the aiming part, customized for the angle of your dangle.

Articles

Webcke livid with Broncos

Sharkbait surfer takes a risk

Rudd meets 'soul mate' Obama

Ambos won't attend wild parties

Life can sometimes be very cruel - but funny too.
Picture gallery

Australia's top town revealed

Boy, 11, charged with killing dad's fiancee

AN 11-year-old boy accused of shooting and killing his father's pregnant fiancee was given a shotgun as a Christmas present.

Teen plays giant penis prank

A STUDENT has some scrubbing to do after his parents discovered he'd painted an 18m penis on their roof after watching a Google Earth documentary.

Parents 'tried to cremate boy on BBQ'

NATIVE AMERICAN CODE OF ETHICS

Salt May Be An Antidepressant - Which Would Also Explain Why It's Addictive

Award For Parrot That Helped Save Baby

Ex-Officer Accused Of Fixing Ticket For Sex

Teen Seeks Prom Date, Gets Cops Instead

All Revved Up, But Nowhere To Go

Welcome To Space Station Colbert?

'Til Death, Or Arrest, Do Us Part

Suspected Burglar Trapped In Oven Vent

Restaurant Offers Breakfast For A Penny

Star Explodes, and So Might Theory

Mice With Disabled Gene That Helps Turn Carbs Into Fat Stay Lean Despite Feasting On High-carb Diet

For Men, to Screen or Not to Screen?

Nine Words Women Use

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

30,000 Australian homes repossessed by December

Man tries to rob Chinese restaurant as cops dine

Student suspended from bus for passing gas

Suspected drunk driver rams home, exposes pot farm

Alleged robber grabs money, then hands it back

Spider-Man comes to boy's rescue

Monday, March 23, 2009

The Ostritch (Good One)

> > A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
> >
> > The waitress asks them for their orders.
> >
> > The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,
> > "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
> >
> > A short time later the waitress returns with the order " That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his
> pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. > >

> > The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
> > The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
> >
> > Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
> >
> > This becomes routine until the two enter again.
> "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same,"
> says the ostrich.
> > Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket
> and places it on the table.
> >
> > The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.
> > How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"
> >
> > "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared
> and offered me two wishes.
> >
> > My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just
> > put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
> >
> > "That's brilliant!" says the waitress.
> "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
> > for as long as you live!"
> > "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
> >
> > The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
> with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

Women are really SMART

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
your husband will get it ten times!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, "That

will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten
times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine
is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

Videos

Amputee Ballet: She Without Arm, He Without Leg. You have to admit, these two dancers are pretty good for missing limbs.

World`s Largest Model Train Railway. Very impressive detail in this model train diorama. Way better than my childhood toy set!

2 Dumb Kids And A Trans-Am. Look for second clip next week, 2 Guys and a Funeral.

Articles

Wayne Swan hints at further stimulus package

Fifi Box caught in doughnut scam

Yobs throw rocks at Brisbane ambulances and truck

Mountain African gorillas photographed getting drunk on bamboo sap

$3000 cash bonus to buy back old cars call from motoring body

Bruce Willis marries lingerie model Emma Heming

Mitch Johnson scores century in Test loss

Two-year-old Lennon Poyser threatened with AVO

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Spanish police seize dinner set made of cocaine

SPANISH police said today they had detained a man who received a parcel in the mail from Venezuela containing a dinner set that was made with 20kg (44 pounds) of cocaine.

High School 'held cage fights for bad kids'

A FORMER school principal is under siege after sending troubled students into a steel cage to battle it out Fight Club-style with bare fists and no head protection.