Rise of the child women: The new breed of girls as young as ten who dream of manicures, diets and breast implants

Students suspended for making slingshots

Woman says neighbor's window cause of melting vinyl

Naked man arrested at Stratford beach

Woman interrupts tryst, accused in theft from home

Marines provide safe circumcisions

Man who leads official on car chase calls it 'most fun' in years

mom takes tot on shoplifting outing

Priest stabbed in confessional

Are 'No-Fail' Grading Systems Hurting or Helping Students?

Fisherman cited for keeping 'biggest fish' he ever caught

It takes a special kind of moran to toss two large paint thinner drums onto a bonfire at a birthday party

Man sent to hospital with 22cm angle grinder blade lodged in his face. "He had a deep cut which went from just above his teeth, through his top lip, through his nose and one of his eyes and into his skull"

(KMTV)

Mary Cronin, Westside High Class of '83, wants you to join her on Classmates.com. Problem is, she was murdered in 1992

Town residents use mosquitoes as "teen repellent" to keep kids from loitering in streets, off their lawns

Teachers pose topless for calendar spread to raise money for cancer research. Hilarity ensues

(Some Chick)

While mom is being busted for running a meth lab in their mobile home with their three small children inside, dad drives slowly by and is arrested for running a meth lab in their car

Today's "science confirms what you already knew" segment: Eating tofu really does make you a sissy boy

For an office prank, boss pretends to shoot a co-worker. Employee oversees the 'shooting', bloodies himself jumping two razor wire fences, sprints half a mile to call 911, sending police in force. Good times

The future king of England is going bald at 26 [pic]

Mother of the Year candidate didn't seek treatment for her burned son because she didn't want to pay for the ambulance. (with scary mugshot)

(Some Guy)

If you find a .22 cartridge in your yard do you: A. Bury it. B. Soak it in water then throw it away. C. Hit it with a hammer and shoot yourself in the stomach?

100 Websites You Should Know and Use

My bullied son's last day on Earth

Burning wok caused sex shop fire

SEED IS OF THE ESSENCE

'DEAD' SPERM LIVES

Tasmania's wombat poo paper a hit

How to instantly fail a drunk driving test

Four-year-old whisky comes of age

Bogus waiter tricks customers at 2 NJ restaurants

A look at vessels still held by Somali pirates

Man dies after rescuing child

Prosecutors say Stryker infantryman used two teen girls as prostitutes



Pirate Bay four jailed for breaking copyright in Swedish file-sharing trial - Telegraph.

why morality came before religion

Family of teenager killed by train while listening to his iPod urge people to "never wear headphones outside whilst walking, for your own safety." Or you could open your eyes when you cross the rail tracks, it's really your choice

Late for work? Try telling the boss you walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so you had to go inside and shower again. Works every time (with top excuses list)

NYC cop fails cocaine test, claims it's because... *spins wheel*.... "I went down on my girlfriend"

British women are now allowed to orgasm on the television before 11:00 p.m., most still prefer the washing machine

Italy lags in making buildings earthquake-resistant. Seriously, they have this one tower that's almost falling over already

'I was hooked on sunbeds twice a day. Then my skin fell off and I needed chemotherapy'. Darwin waits with bated breath

Helicopter pilot who was filmed receiving a "sex act" from a porn star while flying cannot get his license back. In his defense, it is called the "cockpit" for a reason

"The most powerful people on the Internet don't work for Microsoft, Google or the government. Rather, they're a bunch of antisocial, foul-mouthed, clever nerds"

Man robs bank so his girfriend "won't have to have sex for money any more." She's doing it wrong

		Attention parents: Your child is stupid, not dyslexic
(NBC San Fran)		This just in: college kids are gonna smoke pot on 4/20. Guess what, it's not just one day they're gonna smoke
		Iran is sooooo not seeking nuclear weapons material -- you know, except for that fake Chinese company they are using to transfer that kind of stuff