(Some Guy)

Man finds rock sitting next to hole. Takes obvious next step of having it tested to see if it's a meteorite

"Dear Mr. Editor: I would like to inform you Scarlett Johansson actually is a clone ... created illegally by using stolen biological material." Is not the right way to start a Letter to the Editor

If you had today as the day the first wrongful death swine flu lawsuit would be filed, step up and collect your prize. And cover your mouth when you cough

Park officials repeatedly warn guy about letting his Dalmation drink from alligator-infested lake. You know what happened next. Now he's mad: "Why do we have alligators in a public lake?"

Man's job interview does not go as planned after he admits to possession of child pornography and having sex with an underage girl. Bonus: interview was with the police