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Marilyn Monroe Look-Alike Contest

Russian Michael Jackson impersonator attempts suicide after idol’s death

After media reports that the king of pop, singer Michael Jackson, was dead, his Russian look-alike cut his wrists open, as he was “unable to handle the pain of the loss”.

From The Glass To The Brain In Six Minutes

ScienceDaily (June 26, 2009) — Just one drink can quickly go to your head. Researchers in Heidelberg tested this well-known adage. Only six minutes after consuming an amount of alcohol equivalent to three glasses of beer or two glasses of wine, leading to a blood alcohol level of 0.05 to 0.06 percent, changes have already taken place in the brain cells, as the scientists in Heidelberg proved using magnetic resonance spectroscopy (MRS). Previously the only available data was from animal trials.

The ten weirdest things lost in the post

Submitted by Peter H.

Justice Thomas is the lone dissent in a ruling that a strip search of a 13-year-old girl was illegal, arguing that it sounded kind of hot

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles"

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NASA Celebrates Women in Space

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When boarding a plane and the debarking passengers are "kissing the ground and putting their hands together like they were praying," you may want to reconsider and take the bus

How do you reduce the number of deer in a residential area? By letting the 12-year-olds free with bows and shotguns, of course

All it takes to get a HAZMAT team deployed to the suburbs these days in a yellow nuke symbol on the side of an old PC

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Man hosts homemade flamethrower parties. Surprisingly authorities have a problem with this

Weird news / Man claims responsibility for murder to get free living in jail

A Ukrainian man fresh out of prison has lied to the police about murdering his brother to get back into jail, where he could have three meals a day for free. His plan was uncovered, but he promised to the police as he left the department he would soon be back.

15 Awful Photoshop Mistakes

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The 7 Most Baffling Criminal Defenses (That Sort of Worked)

Helpful hint: when plagiarizing an article just go ahead and skip the last paragraph if it is a bio of the real author

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Books You Probably Shouldn’t Buy Your Kids This Christmas.

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Small Vehicles, Massive Loads

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Close Call

Hopscotch Game Of Death
This is not your grandma's hopscotch! This time you are playing for keeps! I think this is one game I will sit out. :)

Double Fast Toothbrush

And now for a little weird looking gadget that would really be helpful! A double sided electric toothbrush that does the top and the bottom at the same time.

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Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter: $0.00 dollars
Having Michelle Obama Serve you your soup: $0.00 dollars
Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving government funded meal while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 Black Berry cell phone: Priceless

Close Call

While filling up the gas tank of our Uhaul truck in Nebraska, I glanced down at the tire and noticed this:



Apparently the inner tire on this side was flat, so all the weight on that side had been going on that one tire. I can't even begin to describe how glad I am that I noticed this and we got it fixed (NOT at our own expense) before the tire blew out.

GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

Texas cop tasers 72 year-old great-grandmother for refusing to sign traffic ticket

America's number 1 selling car: smaller than a Smartcar, better gas milage than a Prius, cuter than a Mini, and gets more babes than a Vette. All without a redesign in 30 years