Turns out all those swine flu headlines were a repeat from 1918 (abcnews.go.com)

Dumb:Teachers refuse to help 5-yr old boy out of tree on school grounds because "health and safety" rules forbids it. Dumber:Passer-by helps boy down from 20-ft height and is arrested for trespassing (dailymail.co.uk)

Good idea: Teach forensic science to kids. Bad idea: By roleplaying a teacher getting shot. Terrible idea: Don't tell the kids it's fake (timesonline.co.uk)

Rollerblader Ends Jump With Getting Owned By Car

Yeah, it works in this setting, but how are you going to get a car on the course at the X-Games?

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You’re never out of giftwrap when you have scrap lumber, drywall screws, and duct tape.

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The Biggest Dump in the World

As large as the USA, the Great Pacific Waste Patch is the biggest dump in the world. Ed Cumming discovers that it keeps getting bigger, and could be poisoning us all

Several human skulls with horns protruding from them were discovered in a burial mound at Sayre

Ancient Reptile Dined on Dinosaurs

"We're sure (Deinosuchus) ate a lot of sea turtles, but it's evident it liked to prey on dinosaurs too," said David Schwimmer, a Columbus State paleontologist

24 Reasons Why It Must Be Love

After reading all of these names, I’m starting to believe in fate.

World War II Battled Out On Facebook [Pic]

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14 March 2010

Nokia patents the first self-charging phone

The phone manufacturer's concept would harness the energy created as a person moves around, through the use of piezoelectric crystals

THIS is the incredible moment when a huge, and obviously very hungry, saltwater crocodile almost launched itself into the tinny of two shocked tourists at Shady Camp, one of the Territory's most popular fishing spots.Picture: Tales From the Tinny (ABC) Source: The Courier-Mail

A Chicken McNugget has seven ingredients -- and that's just the meat. You don't even want to know about the Filet-O-Fish (health.msn.com)

Britain has spent £190,000 in an unsuccessful twelve year battle to wipe out the country's only termite colony. Apparently don't know that they could have flown in a whole team of Orkin men for 1/10th the price (timesonline.co.uk)

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Why your wine may not be vegetarian friendly

Many bottles are made with animal products, but you can find ones that aren't

5 Things Your Car Will Finally Do In 2020
by the mag - March 5, 2008 - 3:58 PM

This article was written by John Brandon and originally appeared in mental_floss magazine.

43 Fun Facts About . . . . . . Kissing

“Kiss” is from the Old English cyssan from the proto-Germanic kussijanan or kuss, which is probably based on the sound kissing can make.e A woman in China partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend reportedly ruptured her eardrum with a passionate kiss. Apparently, the kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out, and caused the breakdown of the ear.k

Why Women Stay Single

Korean couple addicted to virtual life let real-life baby starve to death


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12 March 2010

There are many ways to announce a fundraising dinner featuring a pig roast. Superimposed over an image of the World Trade Center towers aflame would not be one of them

A Mississippi high school takes the occasion of a lesbian student wanting to attend prom with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo as a chance to teach everyone a lesson on tolerance. Nah, just kidding, they cancelled the whole damn thing

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New school gym features locker rooms that allow people in the hall to watch the showers. "The first time a person looks in there and sees a naked kid we're going to have a problem" (buffalonews.com)

Outrage over Seven Hills West Public School putting autistic children in cage

Aussie 'Miracle' Elephant Baby Gaining Strength

Newborn elephant feeding, standing after 9-day labor and surprise live birth at Sydney zoo

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Student suspended from school for saying no to drugs. Wait, what? (scienceblogs.com)

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