This is not your grandma's hopscotch! This time you are playing for keeps! I think this is one game I will sit out. :)
Double Fast Toothbrush
And now for a little weird looking gadget that would really be helpful! A double sided electric toothbrush that does the top and the bottom at the same time.
Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter: $0.00 dollars
Having Michelle Obama Serve you your soup: $0.00 dollars
Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving government funded meal while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 Black Berry cell phone: Priceless
Close Call
While filling up the gas tank of our Uhaul truck in Nebraska, I glanced down at the tire and noticed this:Apparently the inner tire on this side was flat, so all the weight on that side had been going on that one tire. I can't even begin to describe how glad I am that I noticed this and we got it fixed (NOT at our own expense) before the tire blew out.
GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?
Texas cop tasers 72 year-old great-grandmother for refusing to sign traffic ticket
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