| | When boarding a plane and the debarking passengers are "kissing the ground and putting their hands together like they were praying," you may want to reconsider and take the bus |
| | How do you reduce the number of deer in a residential area? By letting the 12-year-olds free with bows and shotguns, of course |
| | All it takes to get a HAZMAT team deployed to the suburbs these days in a yellow nuke symbol on the side of an old PC |
(Some Guy) | | Man hosts homemade flamethrower parties. Surprisingly authorities have a problem with this
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A Ukrainian man fresh out of prison has lied to the police about murdering his brother to get back into jail, where he could have three meals a day for free. His plan was uncovered, but he promised to the police as he left the department he would soon be back.
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