It takes a special kind of moran to toss two large paint thinner drums onto a bonfire at a birthday party

Man sent to hospital with 22cm angle grinder blade lodged in his face. "He had a deep cut which went from just above his teeth, through his top lip, through his nose and one of his eyes and into his skull"

(KMTV)

Mary Cronin, Westside High Class of '83, wants you to join her on Classmates.com. Problem is, she was murdered in 1992

Town residents use mosquitoes as "teen repellent" to keep kids from loitering in streets, off their lawns

Teachers pose topless for calendar spread to raise money for cancer research. Hilarity ensues

(Some Chick)

While mom is being busted for running a meth lab in their mobile home with their three small children inside, dad drives slowly by and is arrested for running a meth lab in their car

Today's "science confirms what you already knew" segment: Eating tofu really does make you a sissy boy

For an office prank, boss pretends to shoot a co-worker. Employee oversees the 'shooting', bloodies himself jumping two razor wire fences, sprints half a mile to call 911, sending police in force. Good times

The future king of England is going bald at 26 [pic]

Mother of the Year candidate didn't seek treatment for her burned son because she didn't want to pay for the ambulance. (with scary mugshot)

(Some Guy)

If you find a .22 cartridge in your yard do you: A. Bury it. B. Soak it in water then throw it away. C. Hit it with a hammer and shoot yourself in the stomach?