Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Submitted by Rob E.

Apparently when a 14 yr old girl admits to being raped on live radio, the appropriate response is not "Is that the only experience you've had?"

Dad secretly collects a lock of his son's hair from the barbershop to test it to see if his son is doing drugs, instead of actually having a conversation with the boy. Bonus: the kid wasn't. "Teenagers do lie"

10 Manliest Names Ever

15 Worst Tan Disasters

Slow Down Dude!

Yeah Thats Hardcore

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

AT&T begins charging you a fee for having a discount. No, seriously - a discount fee

Dye found in Blue M&Ms may help heal spinal injuries. Beer and chocolate -- is there anything they can't do?

Worker fired for posting a video on YouTube that violates employer's rules follows up with an expletive-laden tirade against the employer. Bonus: She hopes the video won't affect her future job prospects

Forbes list of what women should never wear in the workplace. (AKA a list of what men will get fired for looking at when women wear these in the workplace.)

Alabama Beverage Control: "A bare-breasted nymph on a wine bottle? Nosiree, not in our state"

You knew it was coming: Michael Jackson to be nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

New Dutch fad involves picking up Smart cars and chucking them into canals. Here's hoping this trend catches on (pic)

Sunday, July 26, 2009

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Michael Combs

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Peter Dorsett

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

- Franklin P. Jones

My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark
Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

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Janitor Admits Repeatedly Urinating On Chair

NBCDFW.com source

The Boeing 767-300's nose gear suddenly folded up, as it would if the plane was in the air, while the plane was undergoing tests.

Levy Izhak Rosenbaum of Brooklyn called himself a "matchmaker," but his business wasn't romance. Instead, authorities say, he brokered the sale of black-market kidneys, buying organs from vulnerable people from Israel for $10,000 and selling them to desperate patients in the U.S. for as much as $160,000.

Submitted by Claudz

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Why You Wear A Helmet

Lost In Translation

Old School Limo

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Lucky Girl

Angry Cupid

Bathroom Tips For Women

Culture Buzz We got a lot of negative comments on our bathroom tips for men. Then someone sent us this. Seems like a reasonable enough list, right?
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