The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Michael Combs



There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.


-Ben Williams



A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Peter Dorsett



The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

- Franklin P. Jones



My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark
Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras



If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.







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