Englishwoman dials emergency hotline to report missing hamster. Dispatcher suggests she call Top Gere instead

Wisconsin commissions new symbol for state election agency, comes up with one that looks exactly like the anarchy symbol. "Irony is an overused word, but that's somewhat ironic in this case"

Fireworks + Watermelon = Awesome

In Canada you can't be held criminally responsible for your actions if you're under 12, which is great news if you're a 9-year-old who wants to burn down an abandoned McDonald's

Union president says its unfair to require all Boston police to abstain from illegal drugs just because of 15 bad apples