Retirement

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Monday, September 14, 2009

More than 40,000 Japanese aged 100 or over.

Retirement

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There's not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why do retirees not mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: Stupid.

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic, or garage?
Answer: They know as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He's too polite to tell the whole truth.

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, nothing. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

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Monday, September 14, 2009

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Link: Transformers Crew Hates Megan Fox

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After Megan Fox compared director Michael Bay to Hitler in an interview, the 'Transformers' crew members wrote an open letter slamming her as thankless, classless, graceless, dumb, trailer trash, and ungracious. Shocking!!

"Office Restroom Etiquette for him and her." Knowing is half the battle

"Two parachutists die - no word on cause." Couldn't they at least say "gravity may have been involved?"

Two of Bermuda Triangle's most mysterious disappearances solved; actual cause was wrecktangle

Health Center forgets to tell pharmacy technician that a fake gunman would be bursting into her pharmacy demanding drugs for a hostage as part of a training exercise. What could possibly go wrong?

When you're drunk and pulling into a gas station to refuel a stolen car, you probably don't want to draw attention to yourself by having sex in the front seat

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Archaeologists discover 2000-year-old synagogue in Israel

Washington

, September 12 : Archaeologists have discovered one of the world's oldest synagogues in Northern Israel, dating back to some 2000 years from 50BC to 100 AD.

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5 Ugly Truths You May Not Know About the Beauty Industry

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