If you see an ugly-ass echidna go down a drain let it go because, man, it's gone. Unless you want a handful of spines and dislocated shoulder (theage.com.au)

33-stone Viking enthusiast goes on a diet to stop his longboat from capsizing (lep.co.uk)

Women found to cheat more than men, and get away with it more often because they're better at lying about it (dailymail.co.uk)

For two weeks all of the electronic garage doors and keyless car door openers mysteriously stopped working for one neighborhood (indystar.com)

Arkansas Fire Chief complains about receiving speeding tickets, so Cops shoot him...in Court...in the back (news.yahoo.com)

Unintended consequence of Obama's Cash For Clunkers program - demolition derby drivers can't find cars to wreck (time.com)

So you are transporting $1.6 million worth of heroin in your car at 4:30am in Philly and don't want to get caught. Do you: C) blow through stop signs? (philly.com)

Police: "We have today destroyed cannabis plants worth an estimated $6.3m". University: "Actually, that was our legal experiment into the use of hemp fibres, and you're going to have to pay for it" (telegraph.co.uk)