Shag bands a parent's worst nightmare

Antarctic ice is growing, not melting away

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121 children hospitalized with lead poisoning in China live near battery plant. Doctors report half positive, half negative, one discharged

Ever wonder how much that pill you take at home would cost if you were in the hospital? Wonder no more

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If you're gushing blood through a nipple, you should "reasonably know an emergency does not exist". Claim denied

Cops mistake man in costume for escaped gorilla

Not News: Prison installs hand gel dispensers to prevent swine flu. Fark: Prisoners immediately make hooch from the alcohol based gel and start fights

Judge finds vegans' rights violated, awards them $4 for their trouble

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Hospital had NO IDEA that having an employee hand out bananas dressed as a gorilla while "Hail to the Chief" played in the background would generate offense. Oops, our bad

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Court rules it's perfectly legal to smash your roommate in the head with the butt of a shotgun if you catch him having sex with your 16-year-old daughter